Leon Kennedy's BOTOX Chic Clinic

Ready to beat the heat and keep fresh?? Then go no further than the CHIC CLINIC. Sweaty asscrack and testicles got you feeling not so SNAZZY? Come on in for a amazing all over coffee scrub with a mango mojito rub down! You'll be back to getting pegged behind TJ Maxx in no time!

NEW PATIO OPEN FOR OUR CUSTOMERS!!!!! Enjoy our FRESH and JUICY homemade classic sangria and mimosas with the purchase of any of our beauty treatments!
BOGO on all e***a services* and 25% OFF on ALL DR. NEMMY procedures! We like to keep our clients HAPPY, YOUNG and SNAZZY.

Book NOW to snag these scrumptious summer deals and enjoy a nice SANGRIA with our owner on our new terrace!

Our business is BEAUTY ITSELF!!!

*Except coffee, brandy and cummies e***a.

wanna get pegged in the back of this bad boy??? then make sure to get that new TRENDY p***c hair design!!

Happy New Year from all of the staff at Leon Kennedy's BOTOX Chic Clinic!! May this year bring you FRESH new trends, BOSSY attitudes and TRENDY p***c hair designs! Don't forget to book your appointment with us today to make these wishes come true :) (Sorry for the late post, there was an emergency week long douching incident in the laundry room - happy to say there are now 0 injuries)

We're having a Christmas sale!
Get a brandy/jasmine A**l Do**he for FREE with the the purchase of any of the following services: A**l waxing, A**l Bleaching, collagen lip injection and brow lift.
Make a reservation today!
Mention "Creamy eggnog a**l" at checkout to enjoy this special.
Offer valid until Chris stops punching stuff.

Did you know our very own president frequents Leon Kennedy's botox chic clinic?? That's right, Barack Obama likes to stay BOSSY, HIP and SWAJE. Follow the commander and chief and book an appointment today!

Leon Kennedy's botox chic clinic is always striving for new concepts and ideas to keep our clientele HAPPY and HIP.
Introducing our new line BOSSY.
Now available at The White House gift shop!

Great News everyone! We have just hired our new lead manicurist! Sebastilina is the finest we have come across. Any situation, he will make sure you are looking your best. Wedding? Cancer screening? Getting pegged in the backseat of a Volvo behind Taco Bell?? He's got you covered! Come on in for our new nail welcome sale - 40% off this week only! Mention "AYAYAYYA MAMACITA FUEGO" at checkout to activate!

We are very happy to announce that our salon now has its very own hair stylist!
And when we mean hair stylist, we mean any hair!
Get your landing strips ready just in time for the holidays!

For a limited time only get a free can of our very own styling spray in the flavor super roasted coffee with a minimal purchase of 35$.

Ever get that...Not so fresh feeling down there?? Well have no fear, we just made a "Fresher Than A Daisy" e***a,waxing, and bleaching combo deal. 3 treatments for the price of 1! Make sure to call and book your appointment now before all slots are filled.(And if you get this combo, yours will be too ;) )

***HALLOWEEN FLASH SALE*** all posters/keychains/coffee mugs in our gift shop are now 30% off till Halloween. Spice up your home decor with some sassy prints!! Such as this beauty (online coupon code: ZestyPumpkinSpiceA**l)