Beefcake Boys: Tallow and castile Soaps

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If you can't get enough of the BeefCake Boys and their tallow soap makes your sphincter clench in ticklish anticipation, don't forget to check us out on Instagram at !!!!!!!!

There you can find our most up-to-date posts and retail info! In fact, we've basically let our FB page go fallow and ignore it because Mark Cuckernerd harvests our precious data/ hides our posts unless we pay him more NEETbux/used to date Henno's aunt and now there's weird tension.

And holy s**t, it's 2015, who still uses fu**in facebook anyway?!?

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Now that it's 2017, a year prophesied by the ancient BeefCake Boys to reach new lows of and in the West, we have withdrawn with our bear-grease hair salve back to our sacred in the wild and spooky hills of southern Vermont. Originally built by the CIA in the 80's as a secret ski lodge for Uday Hussein, the is now the largest repository of tallow soaps in North America. From here we'll be cranking out beefy bars to keep you in times! At the bottom, check out our Cedar and Lemongrass with Poppy Seeds, a new scent made with tallow, olive and coconut oils. These pups are $1.25 an ounce and each weigh a few! Message us to order!

Henno and our benevolent protector had a blast at yesterday, selling that good beefy stuff to the and thereby bringing them . If you would also enjoy the opportunity to your with , come check us out this Saturday (Dec. 17) at .collective's Holidaze Market in downtown Clinton! We kick off at noon and recommend bringing either a or . And stay tuned for more posts, because we have some surprises in the works! 🐻🛀🏻👌🏼

BeefCake Boy Henno will be at the Small Business Saturday Retail Pop Up today at til 3:30! Help undermine the and aspects of by buying soap that will undermine the and aspects of your own ! And come take a peek at our geographically inaccurate map of while you're here!

Here at the BeefCake Boys Soap Compound (the ), we spent the afternoon cranking out some new made with the oats, lavender/chamomile, juniper and essential oils you see here. As always, we finished the day with a wordless two-hour partner yoga session. We'll be posting some and soaps this week so please stay very close to your phone no matter how unfulfilling that is! Also we'll be at the Jamaica Plain Holiday Flea Market put on by Seek and Find Boston on December 3rd and 4th! It'll be at Spontaneous Celebrations in JP by the Stony Brook T stop on the orange line. We that you will enjoy yourself!

A narrative progression of Henno using our new unscented soap made with local honey and fresh chamomile flowers to shave his gross hairy . In our beauty obsessed society a Beefcake Boy must rely on the luscious lather of our soap made with tallow, and high quality oils of olive and coconut to engage in the Sisyphean quest to have the smooth, shiny, soft and moisturized legs that our customers and society at large demand

We're replenishing our "Ah, Wilderness!" stocks today! Made with a moisturizing and vitamin-loaded mixture of tallow, coconut and olive oils along with essential oils of pine, patchouli, basalm and cedar, these bars of soap will improve the quality of your life! Plus the cocoa and turmeric swirl makes it look for !

If watching the debate made you want to take a , just reach for one of our cinnamon oatmeal bars! Made sustainably using tallow (along with olive and coconut oil) and simple, natural ingredients, these pups are to cut through the and that define this election cycle. The Beefcake Boys are also proud to unveil their newest experiment in American democracy: the Bath Party (or Bathists for short). Our only policy proposal is to wash every man, woman, child and small mammal in . So please write us in and give liberty a voice or something like that! Anyway these bars are $3 apiece and we can deliver them to you in the !