Slimming Secrets

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it.

Nothing tastes as good as being thin feels.

"SECONDS BEFORE DEATH" (CHILLING)

WARNING! GRAPHIC BOATING INCIDENT.

THIS IS A PICTURE OF A MAN WITH JUST SECONDS
LEFT TO LIVE

(FRIGHTENING!)

100 laughs a day is equal to 10 minutes of exercise!

If you really want to be depressed, weigh yourself in grams

I have gained and lost the same ten pounds so many times over and over again my cellulite must have déjà vu.

I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990.

If hunger is not the problem, then eating is not the solution.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Slimming Secrets Provide passive muscle exercise.
Promote weight loss by burning calories and increasing metabolism of body fat.
Strengthen the immune system by accelerating the production of antibodies.
Relieve pain and restore muscle vigour.
Relaxation of muscle spasm.
Prevention and/or retardation of disuse atrophy.
Increase local blood and lymph circulation.
Muscle re-education.
Maintaining and/or increasing range of motion.
Restore muscle tone, reduce cellulite, relieve muscle fatigue, increase energy, tighten skin, reduce body measurements and firm the muscular system.

The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned how to cook.

Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!