Welcome to PHUCKN. If you like our name, you'll love our products! And you are once step closer to becoming a PHUCKN MAN. Rinse thoroughly. Don’t drink!
Our mission at PHUCKN is to produce the finest men’s premium body care products. We use only the highest quality blend of hop oils to create unique scents for the refined tastes of the discerning gentleman. We also make all of our merchandise in small, handmade batches to ensure that we reach the zenith of quality care for our clientele
Shambrew
The Original Shambrew is made with real, actual, ho
ps. It is naturally rich in Amino Acids, which provide a restorative coat of Vitamin B, Proteins & Minerals that protect each strand of hair while adding incredible body and volume. The Hops contain anti-septic properties that help treat scalp irritations & dandruff. Brewditioner
BREWDITIONER is made from real hops. The mineral-rich Hops, found in craft beer, provide a restorative, conditioning coat to your hair that both hydrates and detangles. BREWDITIONER is the perfect complement to SHAMBREW and will leave your hair the softest and silkiest it’s ever been. Reviving dry, dull hair and turning it into a manageable, shiny mane would be enough for some conditioners, but we’re PHUCKN, so we didn’t stop there…. Fragrances
Our BREWDITIONER rinses clean and subtle spiced mahogany and caramel fragrances compliment the bold aroma of hops. If you want your hair to look, feel and smell amazing, then BREWDITIONER is for you. We keep it real
BREWDITIONER is 100% Vegan and Sulfate, Paraben & Phthalate-Free. It contains No Artificial Colors and only Safe Synthetics are used for batch consistency. We’re also proud to say that our products have never and will never be tested on animals
Directions
After shampooing, massage through hair for 1 – 3 minutes. BEERd oil
Calling all bearded wonders! Our mission at PHUCKN is to produce the finest men’s premium beard oils, among other products. We use only the highest quality blend of carrier oils to create unique scents for the refined tastes of the discerning gentleman. We make all of our merchandise in small, handmade batches to ensure that we reach the zenith of quality care for our clientele. With Beards being one of our passions, we started off aiming to create and distribute the best beard oil for the best beards in town. Again, using premium ingredients to produce the best substances around, we take our beard oil very seriously. And once again, what makes this product unique to others is the addition of hops to nourish, moisturize and revitalize your beard, leaving whiskers physically and visibly healthy from root to tip. Shambrewditioner
Perfect for the one minute shower kind of guy, we have combined our SHAMBREW, BREWDITIONER, and BODY WASH to give you the convenience of getting it all done at once. We live in a fast paced world with little time to spare, so why p***k around ? Get the job done. We do, however, ask that you do not attempt to drink it, as tempting as it may be. Hop Balm
This is a uniquely refreshing, natural beeswax lip care moisturizer which repairs dry and chapped lips. Made with real hops for real PHUCKN men! Brew Bar
This good old fashioned bar o’ soap contains activated hops, which, if you didn’t already know, is pretty amazing stuff. It acts as a natural way to remove impurities from the skin, absorb oil, eliminate blackheads and acne, and stimulate blood flow, resulting in a smooth, youthful complexion. Our Soap uses a shea essential oil for a refreshing clean feel and is a pretty cool looking bar of soap.
