Critical Spritz

New scent!
STORMBLADE ROGUE

You dance across the rigging with impossible grace, carried by salt air, crisp citrus, and the promise of rain. Bamboo, jasmine, and moss drift behind you as your rapier catches a streak of lightning overhead. The crowd gasps, the coin purse vanishes, and you’re gone.

Lightning, blade, smile—all FLASH!

Come see us at Ozarks Pridefest! We will be there from 11AM to 6PM. Come check out our new scents and soaps. Be the hero of your story and smell like a natural 20! TTRPG / fantasy thematic scents; Rune Knight, The Illusionist, Cleric of the Emerald Bough, Inferno Mage, Stormtide Trickster, Moonweave Enchanter, Deepwater Druid and maybe more! See you there!

Working on our booth for Pride Fest on the Square June 13 come check us out!

A portal has opened! You can order our new fragrances and soaps through our square store. Full descriptions of our scents will come next. Right now the square store just has names and prices. You can order and we will ship. Thank you so much, the full-blown site will be along soon!

https://criticalspritz.com

Come by the Maker Faire @ NoWhere! Here until 6pm!!!

Here until 5pm! New scents! New soaps! Mini Chessex dice sets! Come to Nowhere’s Forgotten Lore!